OK, y’all know by now that I am a
love-it-and-leave-it kind of gal. I go through
weight-loss equipment like it was going out of style.
I’ve tried treadmills, Richard Simmons, yoga,
thigh-master, tae-bo, you name it. But it’s hard to
stick with if you haven’t any self-discipline, like
myself.
However, I have come across an old,
yet unexplored, piece of exercise equipment that
promises to be easy to use and fun at the same time.
It’s called the BeAdog-Master.
The BeAdog-Master method, or BADM for
short, is simple. All you have to do is go to your local
pound and buy a large dog.
Yes, a large dog. Not a yipper-yapper
the size of a peanut, but a real-live,
honest-to-goodness BIG dog!
Next, make sure you have a thick
leash. Attach the leash to the dog and begin walking on
a trail or favorite sidewalk.
That’s it! Easy and you won’t forget
to do it because the BADM won’t let you. It has a built
in timer AND it brings the leash to you. All you have to
do is walk out the door. The BADM gives you a great
exercise by pulling you at a fast pace, forcing you to
walk faster, thus making your heart-rate go up and your
body to burn fat.
Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t
it?
Well, let me just say that feeding the
BADM is necessary and can be costly depending on the
kind of fuel you choose for it. Choose wisely, as the
Knight Templar said to Indiana Jones.
Also, you have to give the BADM love
and attention frequently, as it tends to shut down and
can become depressed. Love your BADM and it will bring
you joy and a smaller waistline.
So, there you have it. New, fun, yet
totally authentic.
BeAdog-Master. Go get one today!
© 2006 Dana Sieben
